i shagged mrs hudson because she asked for it
I burnt the heart out of Anderson because I’m a proper genius too and I was happy for the rest of the day.
This is legit guys.
I watched John hug a lucky cat because it cheered me up and it was slightly awkward.
I shagged D.I Lestrade because I ran out of strawberry jam and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards.
Suddenly I’m John. GOD JOHN. YOU CAN’T JUST SHAG LESTRADE BECAUSE YOU’RE OUT OF JAM.
I watched Sherlock headbutt Jim Moriarty because heroes don’t exist and it made me laugh.
i brought some jam for sherlock’s scarf because I was bored and I smiled..
I shagged DI Lestrade because I love him…and I melted into a puddle on the floor.
I shagged Irene Adler because I was told to and it was slightly awkward
I watched Sherlock headbutt Mycroft Holmes because it cheered me up and I cried.